they wrote this song for me. ha. j/k

Headfirst Slide Into Cooperstown On A Bad Bet

Fall Out Boy


Mr. Sandman's showing his beam
When he walks into the room
The walls lean in to listen
Surf out blank waves
Click back and forth like old
Headlights sniffing bottled glue again
Head like a steel trap
Wish I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I didn't
I didn't, I didn't, I didn't, I don't
Just want to be a footnote
In someone else's happiness

Does your husband know the way
That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
Does he know the way
Does he know the way
Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?

I will never end up like him
Behind my back I already am
Keep a calender this way you will always know

The last time you came through
Oh, darling I know what you're going through
The last time you came through
Oh, darling
Oh, darling
Oh, darling

Tempest in a tea cup, get unique
Peroxide princess shined like shark teeth
It's a sign (it's a sign)
It's a sign (it's a sign)
It's a sign, what if you peaked early?

Does your husband know the way
That the sunshine gleams from your wedding band?
Does he know the way
Does he know the way
Of the crickets that would convince me to call it a night?

Does he, does he know the way to worship our love?
Does your husband know the way
That the sunshine beams from your wedding band?

But I will never end up like him
Behind my back I already am
Keep a calender this way you will always know

The last time you came through
Oh, darling I know what you're going through
The last time you came through
Oh, darling
Oh, darling
Oh, darling

Does your husband know?
Does your husband know?
Does your husband know?
Does he know?
Does he know?
Does he know?
Oh, oh, oh

I will never end up like him
Behind my back I already am
Keep a calender this way you will always know

The last time you came through
Oh, darling I know what you're going through
The last time you came through
Oh, darling I know what you're going through